Originally from my dad's penis but grew up in Iowa. On active-duty in the U.S. Navy since 1994, currently serving as the Command Chief onboard Navy Operational Support Center Wilmington, North Carolina.. Married & father of two beautiful girls. Described by more than a few as "someone with many quaint skills," I'm sufficiently intelligent to qualify for at least one personality disorder. I enjoy dog-sledding, softball, & watching people run for their lives. I love throwing garbage out the window, yet I'm extremely sophisticated.
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." ~ Dr. Seuss
Best Friends Dan Miller, Sam Bernhardt, Brainard Thompson, Misty Bean, Cheri Turner/Austin, Dave Brownlee, Casey Noe, Troy Ulshoeffer, Big Steve, 1Sgt Bob George
Best Moment Making PN1, 2004 SOY
Chain of Command CO: LT Scott Kuykendall, LT Karen Wallace Command Chiefs: ENC Sam Bernhardt, HTC Jimmy Branton
Other Memories Navy Ball...who wants to get drunk and DDT the command chief's wife on the hardwood dancefloor, activating her Delta Dental? Hey, sign me up!
PS. My ass-slapping fetish began here. $50 to spank an uptight LCDR at the bar?? I'm in!!
