Unknown to all but a few sailors, and invisible during daylight, is the "other lighthouse." But just like earthly lighthouses, this one sticks out like a teenage pimple once night falls. Here the surviving aliens from the Area 51 (Roswell) incident are housed in luxury at taxpayer expense. Until the aliens were finally sequestered here, they had developed a bad habit of dining on Deck Apes, which was bad for morale and hell on the good folks at BUPERS.
